This is Paco's story of his unplanned trip to the Big Bend area near the end of March 2008:
Robert arrived late Friday evening. After greetings and salutations, we pop the cork and start discussing THE PLAN. Inebriated we decide to wing it. Richard, that other piece of scooter trash, was supposed to hook up with us but the siren song of Hollywood beckoned. He got a gig as a co-director to some trashy movie. His fame will spread. Next will be the fleshpots of Bollywood, cavorting with dark skinned nubile nymphs. His loss. Saturday morning, bikes loaded, we head west towards Big Bend National Park - the biggest one in the Federal system and the least visited. |
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We arrive in
Del Rio, Texas at 1:30 AM, tired and looking for a place to rest. They
had
a biker rally, fishing tournament,
and rodeo all on the same weekend. Only two rooms available: one, smelling
of curry and stale cigarette smoke, on the bad side of town for $130
+ tax; the other with a single bed, no hot water, heat or air conditioning
for $88 + tax. We move on. At 4 AM, we find a dusty patch next to some
18-wheelers. After our farting and snoring intruded on the rumble of
the
big rigs' engines, they cranked up and left... |
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Breakfast in Marathon, Texas at sunrise,
in a cold outdoor café - chilled eggs and coffee. Then on to Big
Bend. More pics and tall tales to follow. |
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Cool morning and day. High 60's and sunny. Perfect. Breakfast again at the Kosmic Kafe. Then on to Glenn Springs, Pine Canyon, parts of the River Road again, Black Gap and the Old Ore Road. More of the same. Class 1 and 2. Off River Road, we stop at the Mariscal mine. Quicksilver, discovered in 1900 is the reason for the existence of Terlinqua. In 1943, the price collapsed, taking along the economy of Terlinqua. |
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Robert pinched one off into one of the chimneys thinking that it was the latrine. I have pictures to prove it. What a face of agony! Must have been a Mexican Corn Log. |
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Black Gap road
was absolutely the best. Parts are probably class 3. Very technical in
spots. Only four-wheel
drive vehicles with high clearance can attempt it. This was the site
of my first drop. I stopped for pics of Robert coming down a rocky portion.
When I mounted my bike, I fell off the other side. Cactus hurt. Later
on,
on an uphill right-hander, there was a slick rock 3 feet high, 6 feet
long +/- I tried to use it as a berm, like you see the MX’ers do
at the track. The bike lost traction and we slid down its face. Still
in the saddle
but in an awkward position. I had to get off to position the bike for
a run up the boulders as that was now the only line available to me.
I hate
to backtrack, even though it would afford better traction, so I just
muscle it up. After much dabbing off this or that foot I made it to the
top, breathing
hard. |
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On to the Ore Road. Maybe a class 2 in parts.
Very loose stuff here and there. Jimmy Lewis taught me that the perfect
Zen moment comes when you are flowing and thinking of other things. Well
I was going down a slight incline when my parched lips were tasting the
ardent kisses of my lady. In front was a rut or wash out. No worries. Lean
the bike, easily clear the obstacle, then nothing but smooth sailing. Well
I commit the cardinal sin of all motorcyclists - I look down! Softball
size loose rock catches my eye, thereby my rear wheel, front tire skids
right into the obstacle I was trying to avoid. Rut catches wheel, forward
progress is abruptly interrupted, human becomes projectile. Simple physics,
dumb rider. |
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ATGATT (ALL THE GEAR, ALL THE
TIME) is my creed, but due to heat and seeking more comfort, I had attached
my elbow guards loosely by the Velcro strips instead of slipping them on
like a sock, then cinching them down securely. Well, the rest of the gear
protected me in this run of the mill face plant. The elbow guard, though,
rode up, and my forearm mated with a small rock. Ripped a chunk of MY precious
flesh open to about the size of a dime. One eight to one quarter inch deep.
You could see the globs of white fatty tissue in the jagged rip. Do you
call this Washboard Rash? The Hill Country Rub? At the Study Butte grocery/liquor store sought assistance, as I needed
stitches. The local PA (17 miles away in Lajitas) could not be reached
as the phone lines
were down - a common occurrence. The hospital was 90 miles away in Alpine.
What to do? Well, bought the finest American made whiskey, then as
an after thought,
more gauze, anti bacterial cream, hydrogen peroxide, and rubbing alcohol
- almost $16. Put my hands up at the banditos. The whiskey was cheap
at any price. |
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Next morning broke camp and headed home. Had
to dance the Texas Two Step with my arm again. Second, go round hurts just
as bad as the first. |
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Stopped just outside of San Antonio and ate at Rudy’s Country Store and
Bar-B-Q "Worst Bar-B-Q in Texas". They don’t lie. |
Last revised: April 5, 2008 |
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